So, I promised an update with my football team roster. I have dropped and added a few folks, so I will just give you my current peeps. My team name ended up being “Rolling with the Homies” because I drafted both of the men caught in the marijuana scandal.
Here it is along with a roster of their offenses.
Ben Roethlisberger – Shit. This guy has a lot of rape accusations on his record. Like this one. And this one. Here’s an article about his “redemption”. Ugh. I would not have drafted him if I knew this ahead of time.
Le’Veon Bell – I detailed him in this post.
Chris Johnson – He raced a cheetah. He lost. But still totally bad ass. He was also arrested for having a gun in his car, but he had a conceal carry license so it was dropped. Heaven forbid a black man have a gun in the car legally. This also happened after his friend was killed and he was shot in a drive by shooting. Again, BA.
A.J. Green – Boring. Couldn’t find anything not football related.
Steve Smith, Sr. – He’s been on mission trips for Jesus. It looks like he practices what he preaches though by giving shoes and washing the feet of the homeless before every away game with a goal of 500,000 pairs.
LeGarrett Blount – Also detailed in my previous post for smoking pot with Le’Veon Bell.
Patriots Defense – I don’t want to research their entire defense. That’s too much work.
So, I only drafted one guy that I regret. I think I did ok.
P.S. You can buy that pillow here.